WANTED!!
The Scooting Drum Bandit(aka: Sully)
Height: 36 inches Weight: 31 pounds
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Eyes: Blue, gigantic
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Hair: light brown, usually with streaks of
toothpaste (he uses it like hair gel),
oranges, and sometimes, like today, garlic hummus
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Can be seen sitting on his Fisher Price drum,
scooting around the house.
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Warning: Also known to use drum to
stand on to reach things on the counter.
Things such as knives, cell phones,
breakfast bars. You get the idea.
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May be carrying some sort of mouth-plug
and a filthy, filthy little giraffe known on the streets simply as "Baby"
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If you see the Scooting Drum Bandit:
Shout, "Sully, NO!!"
Because the odds are that he is getting
into something he shouldn't be getting into
;o)
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